Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize
