you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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