I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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