Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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