Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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