Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
