I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Randomize