Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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