I want to walk on stilts...naked
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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