i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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