Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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