I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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