Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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