sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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