Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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