thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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