I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
