He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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