this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it was like eating out sand paper
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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