rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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