did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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