Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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