i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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