do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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