you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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