She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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