There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
