it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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