Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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