Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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