My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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