How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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