their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
How's work?
Spinning.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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