I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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