you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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