You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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