Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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