yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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