matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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