her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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