the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Terrible idea I love it
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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