ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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