There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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