I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I fill condoms, not promises.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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