420 ftw
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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