Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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