good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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