Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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