And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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