Fine. I'll sleep in my office
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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