When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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