plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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