you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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