I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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