oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
we're chasing vodka with high fives
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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