Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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