No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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