I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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