Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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